I'm struggling to even type this but... Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove was lowkey an awakening for me

filmnoirsbian:

Girl an awakening to WHAT

alternativecheese:

lackyannie:

in any language, we know this pain

this is fucking funnier in spanish

entropychronicles:

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

1. humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
   
2. humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it
   

bensrichie:

me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,

my cat:

baapi-makwa:

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

blvck-zoid:

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ratguzzler:

valkyrielesbian:

This is officially the best picture I’ve ever taken of my cat

breakfastsweetie:

this would be far too powerful

rat-lesbian:

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

anthonyamorim:

‪me @ tumblr every day until december 17th: ‬

The Dad Tax

catchymemes:

re-bon-bon-san:

ommanyte:

ravenmacduff:

ommanyte:

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

CAN’T WE HAVE ONE NICE THING

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

arandomthot:

This had the potential to be the premise of a Lifetime original

witforweeks:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I keep telling y’all, John Mulaney is one of the immortals

findmomo:

More Momo mindfulness material. How are you doing today?